Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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