I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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