could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'm having to shit out rocks
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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