new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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