if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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