I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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