He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
