I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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