if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
