no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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