You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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