she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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