Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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