Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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