Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Life is so much better after having sex.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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