So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My vagina just recognized that song.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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