he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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