So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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