Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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