hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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