You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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