That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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