But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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