gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
