your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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