white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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