Porn is love you can see.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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