Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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