i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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