If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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