alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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