i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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