if i died would you start the facebook group?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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