the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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