just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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