if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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