My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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