You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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