He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
