Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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