i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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