I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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