Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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