She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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