38 yer olds are good kisserssss
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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