U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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