marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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