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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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