You're completely useless in the revolution.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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