what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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