And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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