mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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