Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
