Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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